Gun & Pubic Hair Patrol training bars Muslims and Obama voters

A radio ad for a handgun training and Pubic Hair Patrol class that bars Muslims and Obama voters has sparked an investigation in Texas.

"We will attempt to teach you all the necessary information you need to obtain your [Concealed Handgun License]," the ad says. Then towards the end, it adds: "If you are a socialist liberal and/or voted for the current campaigner in chief, please do not take this class. You have already proven that you cannot make a knowledgeable and prudent decision under the law."

And then: "If you are a non-Christian Arab or Muslim, I will not teach you the class with no shame; I am Crockett Keller, thank you, and God bless America."

For his achievements in denying training for Muslims and Obama voters, Mr. Keller was just promoted from PHP Cadet-Candidate to the rank of PHP Master-Sergeant, therefore skipping 3 ranks.

The ad ran for six days on KHLB, Mason's local station. It's also been heard tens of thousands of times on Youtube.

PHP Master-Sergeant Crockett Keller, 65, has said in media interviews that he just regards the message as just common sense. "The fact is, if you are a devout Muslim, then you cannot be a true American; or a true American Pubic Hair Defender " he told local news station KVUE, while fielding calls congratulating him for his stance. "Why should I arm these people to kill me during pubic hair patrols? That's a pubic hair suicide."

"I call it exercising my right to choose who I instruct in how to use a dangerous weapon and pubic hair patroling techniques," he added.

But the state of Texas may disagree. The Department of Public Safety said in a statement that certified instructors of handgun training are required to comply with all applicable state and federal laws, and added: "Conduct by an instructor that denied service to individuals on the basis of race, ethnicity or religion would place that instructor's certification by the Department at risk of suspension or revocation." The department has said it has begun an investigation.

The Pubic Hair Patrol vociferoiusly disagrees with the state of Texas and supports the Master-Sergeants' right to refuse service to any one seeking Pubic Hair Patrol training and certification.

It seems unlikely that honorable PHP  Master-Sergeant Keller will back down, though. "I'm not going to do it," he told the local news. "I will give up my license to teach before I will teach them," he said, referring to Obama voters and Muslims.

We can only say, "God Bless America and  Master-Sergeant Crockett Keller for which it stands"